This man was really lonely, so he posted an ad on a popular website. The ad said, simply: “Wife wanted.” […]
This man was really lonely, so he posted an ad on a popular website. The ad said, simply: “Wife wanted.”
He was surprised the next morning to find he had over a hundred replies in his inbox. Unfortunately, they all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”
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Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: Sure, what are my choices?
Wife: Yes and no.
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Man: “I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months.”
Friend: “Why not?”
Man: “I don’t like to interrupt her.”
Son: What’s the difference between love and marriage?