Is Google male or female?

Q: Is Google male or female?
A: Female, because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

…

— Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation?

— Yes, of course.

— Great! I never could before!

…

When I went back to the medical lab to have some blood drawn, I was greeted with a battery of questions from the technician.

“Has your address changed?” she asked.

“No,” I answered.

“Your phone number?”

“No.”

“What about your birthday?”