
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion. […]
Q: Is Google male or female?
A: Female, because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
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— Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation?
— Yes, of course.
— Great! I never could before!
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When I went back to the medical lab to have some blood drawn, I was greeted with a battery of questions from the technician.
“Has your address changed?” she asked.
“No,” I answered.
“Your phone number?”
“No.”
“What about your birthday?”