A 60 year old millionaire is getting married and throws a big wedding reception. His friends are quite jealous and […]
A 60 year old millionaire is getting married and throws a big wedding reception.
His friends are quite jealous and in a quiet moment one of them asks him how did he land such a hot 23 year old beauty?
“Simple,” grins the millionaire, “I faked my age.”
His friends are really amazed and ask him how much he said.
“Well”, he replied. “I said I was 87!”
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A little boy asked his father: “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?”
The father replied: “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”
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Woman to her husband while at it: “Please say dirty things to me!”
Man: “Bath, Kitchen, Living room…”
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“Darling, can I go out in this dress?”
“Yes dear, it’s already dark out.”
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A man noticed his credit card has been stolen — but he never reported it. The thief was still spending considerably less than his wife.