Doctor: “I’m sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live.” Patient: “What do you […]
Doctor: “I’m sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live.”
Patient: “What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!”
Doctor: “Nine.”
˜ ˜ ˜
Doctor: “I am not exactly sure of the cause. I think it could be due to alcohol.”
Patient: “That’s OK. I will come back when you are sober.”
˜ ˜ ˜
Patient: “Doctor! I have a serious problem. I can never remember what I just said.”
Doctor: “When did you first notice this problem?”
Patient: “What problem?”
˜ ˜ ˜
Doctor: “I accidentally left my gloves inside your stomach during your operation. We have to operate on you again.”
Patient: “Are you kidding me?!?! Tell you what Doc, take this $10 bill and buy a new pair!”