A Texan, a Russian and a New Yorker go to a restaurant in London. The waiter tells them, “Excuse me […]
A Texan, a Russian and a New Yorker go to a restaurant in London.
The waiter tells them, “Excuse me — if you were going to order the steak, I’m afraid there’s a shortage due to the mad cow disease.”
The Texan says, “What’s a shortage?”
The Russian says, “What’s a steak?”
The New Yorker says, “What’s ‘excuse me’?”
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Dad: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: No
Dad: She’s the daughter of Bill Gates
Son: Then okay
Dad goes to Bill Gates
Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son
Bill Gates: No
Dad: He is the CEO of the world bank
Bill Gates: Then okay
Dad goes to the president of world bank
Dad: Appoint my son the CEO of your bank
President: No!
Dad: He’s the son-in-law of Bill Gates
President: Then okay!
This is BUSINESS.